So i brought home 4 dulcolax bullets.
I inserted 1 up my ass the moment i reach home.
20 minutes later, i had a strong urge to shyt.
And so i ran to the toilet, half-expecting a huge explosion to be released from within.
How disappointing AND annoying and everything else in between when all dat came out was the little white bullet, all melted, AND a small pea-sized shyt!
The best thing is, my tummy was still churning!!
And so i tried to force more shyt out!
Yes, more came out.
And diz tyme, itz an almond sized shyt.
OH MAN!
I'm gonna try another bullet of dat white bullet shyt later and diz tyme, it better work!!!!